WHAT MEN AND WOMEN REALLY MEANS

What a woman say and what she really means

I need - I want
It's your decision - The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want - You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk - I need to complain
I'm not upset - Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight - Is sex all you ever think about?
Do you love me? - I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? - I did something today that you're really going to hate.
You have to learn to communicate - Just
Yes - No
No - No
Maybe - No
I'm sorry - You'll be sorry
Is my butt fat? - Tell me I'm beautiful

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What a man say and what he really means

Do you want to go to a movie? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! - Nice cleavage!
Yes, I love your new hairstyle - I liked it better before
I like the first dress you tried on better - Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!